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Forum: Humor

Let's have fun with MT5! Jokes, funny stories and pictures...

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Forum life in comics (2)

    In forex business whenever we can make a profi because the business is open 24 hours nonstop. That's the advantage in this business as in any other...

    Started by nurulbang‎, 02-13-2013 12:31 PM
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  1. Love Your Self

    Hello Nobody loves you truly except your Self Love the way who you are Believe yourself Whatever happen only yourself choose which way and how...

    Started by luzviminda‎, Yesterday 08:12 AM
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  2. We are Born Equal

    Hello Everyone are born equal Even has different culture, different environment grow up Different color skin Beautiful or ugly Rich or poor ...

    Started by luzviminda‎, Yesterday 08:04 AM
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  3. How to have Peace of Mind ???

    Hello Good Morning to All What A Beautiful day to Us A Beautiful Life start from our self Setting free , letting go and forgiving is a key to...

    Started by luzviminda‎, 08-18-2019 11:26 AM
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  4. Classroom

    Hello Good Morning Have new Jokes here " Classroom " Are you Classroom ? Why?? Because your Teeth looks like Classroom Many students are...

    Started by luzviminda‎, 08-18-2019 07:12 AM
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  5. Anyone Who have LDR Relationship ???

    Hello Good day to All I just trying to take nap , but the dog barking Now, I let ask anyone here has an LDR Relationship? Or shall say having an...

    Started by luzviminda‎, 08-17-2019 09:08 AM
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  6. When Cupid hits You

    Hello to All Good Morning When Cupid hits you.. Dont knows when or where just Anytime and anywhere Cupid hits us No one can control , no...

    Started by luzviminda‎, 08-17-2019 07:54 AM
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  7. Air Purifier - Please advise.

    Would like to get an air purifier for bb's room, coz we have pets running around at home. Any recommendations?

    Started by Kayzor‎, 07-30-2019 09:42 PM
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  8. Funny Quotes

    An animal cover with big shell at the back Is Turtle But when a person carry big shell Cover at the back its Ninja Turtle Fight fight...

    Started by luzviminda‎, 08-16-2019 06:11 AM
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  9. Funny Quotes

    " People Come and Go but the Memories will lives On" All things here are temporary We dont know what's brings on by tomorrow We can not control...

    Started by luzviminda‎, 08-16-2019 06:00 AM
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  10. How to download video from Youtube?

    I want to download this video from youtube please tell me about any youtube downloader. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzD_yyEcp0M

    Started by juliejames‎, 08-14-2018 06:46 AM
    youtube downloader
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  11. Best app to download videos from YouTube

    Hy friends i am seeking knowledge from everyone About forex so i need an app to download videos from YouTube so any boday can help me for this.and...

    Started by Muskan khan‎, 08-10-2019 03:12 PM
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  12. 6 years of relationship :P

    In my 6 years of relationship, My girlfriend’s blood group changed from A+ to mine…. :P :D

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 04-26-2014 01:27 PM
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  13. Forever alone still

    Whatsapp On. Gtalk on. Skype on. WeChat on. BBM on. Viber on Twitter on. Facebook on. Still people pretend as a Forever Alone & Sad.

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 04-30-2014 09:46 PM
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  14. God gifted

    Men can give lecture on ANY SUBJECT for 2 hours is = TALENT. Women can give lecture for 2 hours WITHOUT ANY SUBJECT is = GOD’s GIFT.

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 04-22-2014 04:57 PM
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  15. Life Of A Forex Trader

    A picture is worth a thousand words. Im sure everyone here have face the same situation below. Tell me what you think! :)

    Started by moneygrows‎, 02-04-2013 11:20 AM
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  16. When Nature Call!

    At a disco: He: “Wow, what’s a cute girl like you doing in a corner all alone?” - She: “I had to fart.” :1f61c::1f61c::1f61c:

    Started by toqeernasir‎, 10-04-2018 02:32 PM
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  17. " Faded - Alan Walker " in MP3 Format

    Hey guys! Faded - Alan Walker is driving me crazy, I wish to keep it in my iPod for offline listening, please show me the way to convert this song...

    Started by emilyblunt‎, 04-22-2016 11:32 AM
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  18. Gf loves money

    A boy messaged his girlfriend “You are marrying me Because You love me, not my money, right???? . . . . .

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 04-22-2014 02:06 PM
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  19. Girls working hard

    Girls work hard to get better grades So that Later after graduation, They can get a good Salary package. Every month. . . . .

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 04-30-2014 09:44 PM
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  20. Emotional trader funny story

    Emotional trader tried to get profit, he struggled a-lot, picked tops for selling but they reversed because they were in bullish trends. he doubled...

    Started by union12‎, 10-15-2017 10:36 AM
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  21. A stupid gift

    My Girlfriend Told Me If I Bought Her One More Stupid Gift She Would Burn It So I Bought her A Candle … :D

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 04-30-2014 09:48 PM
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  22. Salesman of the earth :D

    The Guy Who Convinced The First Blind Man , He Needed A Sunglasses Must Have Been One Hell Of A Salesman … :D :D

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 04-30-2014 09:48 PM
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  23. Frog and Cow near water canal

    Frog - do you swim Cow - no I don't Frog - can you jump high Cow - no I can't Frog - are all cows are stupid Cow - no they are not Frog -...

    Started by Romioo‎, 05-20-2014 09:44 PM
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  24. Forum life in comics

    Hello everyone. Do you like comics? I like them. Let's show our life on this forum in the form of comics about Forex.

    Started by Jerk‎, 03-21-2012 12:53 PM
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  25. Lightbulb Serious question needs serious answer

    Hi everyone ! Did you know why the giraffe has a long neck? . . . . . Because his head is too far :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    Started by gogetassj4‎, 06-28-2015 06:25 PM
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  26. Wink If my bull see you

    A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23...

    Started by aysel‎, 09-13-2016 05:46 PM
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  27. Where is humanity :P

    Dear smart phone brands, If You Design A Phone For Human Why Don’t You Show Some Humanity While Pricing It … :P :D

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 04-30-2014 09:49 PM
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  28. My LOL Pictures. Because Laughing is Good, That's Why.

    Well, I like My trading business, and I like humor too, so I make this thread to post my lol pics. Because laughing is good, that's why. :D

    Started by gueherry‎, 11-22-2015 11:52 PM
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  29. Last slice of pizza

    You are like the last slice of a Pizza to me. I know you’re mine, but I love the way how others have their eyes on it and try too hard…!! ;)

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 04-30-2014 09:46 PM
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  30. Hi! i'm new

    Well, this is my first post. I'll like to share a picture highlighting the difference between males and females. It's just for fun! Any...

    Started by Mez Da Whiz‎, 08-05-2014 02:53 AM
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  31. Wink Tit-For-Tat, lol!

    A man and his wife had been arguing all night, and as bedtime approached neither was speaking to the other. It was not unusual for the pair to...

    Started by Mez Da Whiz‎, 10-22-2014 04:43 AM
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  32. How women change the topic

    A man comes home early from work and finds his wife in the company of another man. The conversation goes like this… Wife : Why are you so...

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 04-26-2014 01:31 PM
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  33. Interview with Chimp - A monkey who trade forex

    Recently I met with Chimp - a monkey who is a forex trader and I took an Interview of him. Here, I am sharing a part of the interview with you. ...

    Started by Tarek‎, 05-01-2012 09:14 PM
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  34. Only good thing of twitter

    One Good Thing About TWITTER Is That It Keeps All Annoying People Away From FACEBOOK :P :D

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 04-30-2014 09:49 PM
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  35. E divorce

    Getting blocked by your girlfriend on Facebook is like E-divorce … ;)

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 04-30-2014 09:47 PM
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  36. Commited relationships

    Love how the Pakistani term for being in a committed relationship And Being in the hospital is same. “it is serious” .. :P :D

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 04-30-2014 09:45 PM
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  37. My car seems to make scary noise

    I’m Not A Mechanic So I Dont Know Why, But My Car Seems To Make A Screaming Noise Whenever I Run Over People… :p :d

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 04-30-2014 09:43 PM
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  38. Warning that i take seriously

    My Phone’s or Laptop's ‘Low Battery’ Warning Is The Only Warning I Take Seriously..! ;) :D

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 04-26-2014 01:34 PM
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  39. For women :P

    When I need a good cry… I try on last year’s clothing…. Never fails in bringing tears to my eyes…. :P :D

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 04-26-2014 01:36 PM
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  40. How to annoy a man and a woman?

    “Are you losing hair?” is to men , What “Have you put on weight?” is to women… :P :D

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 04-26-2014 01:31 PM
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  41. Higher the heels

    Don’t know much about #Women, But I think I know this: - - - - - The Higher The Heel, The Higher The Maintenance… :P :D

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 04-26-2014 01:32 PM
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  42. People knock bathroom door :P

    People who knock the bathroom door while you’re in and asking “Are you there?,” “No, I’m in the kitchen but I left my voice in there, idiot…” ;)

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 04-26-2014 01:32 PM
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  43. Caring for friends :D

    Oh Its Raining Outside…. I Better Update My Facebook Status For All My Friends That Don’t Have Windows .. So That They Enjoy … :P :D

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 04-26-2014 01:27 PM
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  44. That is what we call guts

    Hats off to the courage of Internet Explorer when it asks “Would you like to make Internet Explorer your default browser?”

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 04-22-2014 04:58 PM
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