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Forum: Humor

Let's have fun with MT5! Jokes, funny stories and pictures...

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Forum life in comics (2)

    In forex business whenever we can make a profi because the business is open 24 hours nonstop. That's the advantage in this business as in any other...

    Started by nurulbang‎, 02-13-2013 12:31 PM
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  1. two tigers

    Two Tigers were resting under a tree.. Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast Tiger could not make out & asked “What was that?” 2nd Tiger smiled and...

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 02-18-2014 09:13 PM
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  2. apple vs pizza race

    A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor. Which will reach down first? . . . . . Ans:The Pizza,as it’s fast food! Lol xD

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 02-05-2014 09:55 PM
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  3. class is like train

    Class Room is Like a Train . . . . . . . 1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP . . Nxt Two Benches r General coach

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 02-05-2014 09:55 PM
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  4. woody car :D

    A Woody Joke.. . . . What wood happn if u had a wooden car, . with wooden seats . wooden tyres.. .

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 02-05-2014 09:54 PM
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  5. girls and their make up logic :D

    Boy: Where Are You Going? Girl: For Suicide.. Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up? Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo will Come In Newspaper….xD

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 02-05-2014 09:53 PM
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  6. guys are always faithful to their gfs

    Latest Research: . . Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!! But, . . Which Girlfriend?? . .

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 02-05-2014 09:52 PM
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  7. girls computer :D

    Girl- which computer do u have? Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560...

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 02-05-2014 09:52 PM
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  8. pain reason

    According to a research 87% of young people have back pain. . . . . . . . .

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 02-05-2014 09:51 PM
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  9. youths attitude

    Attitude of Youth :) “We are mOre brilliant than Einstein and Newton.. . . . . It’s just they didn’t leave anything for us to invent” :D

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 02-05-2014 09:51 PM
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  10. ex girl friend

    Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If u Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up.. . . . It is Like.. . . . A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.!!

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 02-05-2014 09:50 PM
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  11. impact of job change :D

    Impact of Job Change: A taxi passenger touched d driver on shouldr 2 ask smthng Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath &...

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 02-03-2014 11:12 PM
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  12. slap reason

    When You Really Want To Slap Someone, Do It And Say…… , , , , ,, ,

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-30-2014 07:35 PM
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  13. girls and phones

    Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-28-2014 01:32 PM
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  14. cell phone

    My SCIENCE book says & i agree.. . . . . . . . . .

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-30-2014 07:34 PM
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  15. flirty engineer

    Height of flirting of ENGINEERS . . Teachr: Where is ur Asignmnt book? . . . .

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-30-2014 09:54 AM
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  16. whatsapp

    People with “Hey there! I am using whatsapp ” status . . . . . . are actually Not using WhatsApp .

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-30-2014 09:53 AM
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  17. another gf

    Give me some sunshine..!! . . . . .Give me some rain..!! . . . .

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-30-2014 09:52 AM
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  18. help desk

    Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user … Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”. Lady : I can’t see your computer.. Help-desk : No .. Click on...

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-30-2014 09:51 AM
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  19. awkward moment

    The awkward moment when ;) when your friend is arguing with their parents & their parents turns towards you and asks "Do you ever talk to...

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-29-2014 05:41 PM
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  20. only for engineers

    just imagine u r alone in a dense forest its night a fearful wind

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-29-2014 05:40 PM
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  21. new generation

    1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window to see the moon&stars. . . . . . . 2013 Kids : I want my bed near the mobile charging slot..

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-28-2014 08:57 PM
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  22. quietest place on earth

    What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-28-2014 08:29 PM
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  23. marriage :P

    Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-28-2014 06:11 PM
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  24. women

    God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-28-2014 06:08 PM
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  25. frienship means

    I need you to know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh then I laugh.. if you jump out the window I look down...

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-28-2014 05:23 PM
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  26. frienship

    Medicines and friendship cure our problems. The only difference is that, Friendship don't have an expiry date.

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-28-2014 01:31 PM
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  27. I hate Week Ends

    I really hate these week ends coz Trade Market is closed. :(

    Started by deltaruined‎, 12-22-2012 05:49 PM
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  28. wife troll

    Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means… Without Information fighting every time! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot For Ever

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-26-2014 08:39 AM
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  29. believe

    To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe,

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-25-2014 07:34 PM
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  30. new aim here in humor

    so my new aim here in humor is to be the most awesome and funny person so please everyone rate for my posts and i know they are awesome

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-25-2014 06:00 PM
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  31. when you fell low

    whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-25-2014 03:56 PM
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  32. solution

    School teacher sent home a note..:.. . ” Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls. ” . . Mother sent a note...

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-25-2014 03:54 PM
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  33. height of hope

    Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self “dude,dnt worry. Exams wil get postponed!”

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-23-2014 12:02 PM
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  34. photography love :D

    I love photography because it’s the only hobby where i can shoot people and cut their heads off, without going to jail

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-19-2014 04:06 PM
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  35. dream to change the world

    When I was kid I was going to change the world. & Today if the remote is on the other end of the couch, I don’t even change the channel…

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-19-2014 04:05 PM
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  36. smart mom

    When Mom wants to find out where I’m in the House, . . . she simply Turns oFF The Wi-Fi … Damn! Dis Trick Always Work…

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-19-2014 04:04 PM
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  37. dad can i have 50 rs ?

    Me: Dad can I have 50Rs? Dad: 40Rs? What do you need 30Rs for? 20Rs is more than enough! Here’s 10Rs now give your brother half…

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-19-2014 04:02 PM
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  38. wifi hacked

    Yesterday i named my Wifi ” hack if you can ” . . . Today when i woke up it was changed to “challenge accepted”

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-19-2014 04:01 PM
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  39. for students only

    According to parents, Every problem has only One solution, . . . . “Just throw away the phone and cut down the internet connection”:p:D

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-19-2014 04:01 PM
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  40. cell phones attached to charger

    They tie dog to the pole.. So they don’t move. That’s how I feel When someone sitting with cellphone attached to a charger…

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-19-2014 04:00 PM
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  41. ticket

    A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn't....

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 01-09-2014 05:41 PM
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  42. work vs prison

    N PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON......

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 12-25-2013 12:16 PM
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  43. Excursion Of Discussion

    A forum moderator decided to open few threads which can also trap spammers. At last he started a topic, "Forex is not easy - Share your opinion." ...

    Started by bidyut‎, 12-10-2013 06:44 PM
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  44. first day

    First Day of college. . . Boy sees a beautiful girl sitting right next to him, & he writes on paper “i love you, do you love me ?” . . She...

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 12-25-2013 03:07 PM
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  45. be responsible in job as well in forex

    Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they...

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 12-25-2013 12:17 PM
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  46. everything is fair in business

    A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.' He was...

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 12-25-2013 12:16 PM
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  47. fell tired

    whenever i feel tired i come here and share jokes so should you guys too it is kind of refreshing

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 12-25-2013 12:15 PM
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  48. bad apple

    If U Never Taste A Bad Apple. You Would Never Appreciate A Good Apple. Sometimes We Need To Experience Bitterness Of Life To Understand The Value...

    Started by fawadsami2‎, 12-24-2013 10:52 PM
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