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      Amazing piece of work, TAREK
      are you a dialogue writer? Or any kind of other writers?
      Please do share me your work of interest.


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      Quote Originally Posted by fxconnect     
      Amazing piece of work, TAREK
      are you a dialogue writer? Or any kind of other writers?
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      None! I was just the interviewer of Chimp!


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      Nice written interview by tarek.
      Great job..lolz!!
      you will got best writer award and various applause to your imagination.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Tarek     
      Recently I met with Chimp - a monkey who is a forex trader and I took an Interview of him. Here, I am sharing a part of the interview with you.

      Me: Hello!
      Chimp: Hi!

      Me: I am Tarek from MT5. I came to know that you trade forex. May I know your name?
      Chimp: I didn't ask your name. Anyway, my name is Chimp.

      Me:Thanks. Chimp, I came to know that you trade forex. Is it true?
      Chimp: Please call me Mr Chimp.

      Me: Sorry. So, is it true Mr Chimp that you trade forex?
      Chimp: Off course! Can't you see my trading photos?



      Me: Oh, yes. Its very strange to know that monkeys trade forex.
      Chimp: To me, it is also strange. I have 4 legs and I trade forex. Human has only 2 legs and they also trade forex.

      Me: But you should not disagree that Human being is the most intelligent creature of the world?
      Chimp: If you can't change your belief, then you can go.

      Me: Sorry sorry, I don't want to hurt you. Lets forget this topic. For how long you are trading?
      Chimp: I am trading forex for 2 years. More accurately, 2 years and 3 months.

      Me: Wow! Thats a long time. You are an expert forex trader.
      Chimp: Offcourse, I am not a loser like you.

      Me: With which broker you are trading?
      Chimp: Instaforex.

      Me: Instaforex? Wow, how its possible?
      Chimp: Can you show me any rule in Instaforex that monkeys can't trade with this broker?

      Me: Your logic is very strong, but ... By the way, why Instaforex?
      Chimp: Because it is a old broker, has good reputation and I like the 35% deposit bonus.

      Me: 30% actually.
      Chimp: No, 35%. I get the 5% extra bonus using Instaforex club card.

      Me: You are very smart. I have to admit it.
      Chimp: I know.

      Me: So, tell me your experience?
      Chimp: Not that bad. Sometimes I trade stocks in wall street with it.

      Me: Really? How you do the analysis?
      Chimp: How you do?

      Me: I use fundamental analysis and also care the technicals. I check news and I
      (interrupted)
      Chimp: Stop. I know those all. I use indicators and EA also.

      Me: You are increasing my wonder. How you come to know about these all?
      Chimp: I often found useful indicators and EA's in MT5 forum.

      Me: Wow! Are you also a member of MT5 forum?
      Chimp: Yes. Why not?

      Me: Please tell me your username?
      Chimp: Do you find me a fool? I know you are a mod in MT5 and you will ban me.

      Me: No no ... we mods are very loyal to good members. You have no reason to worry.
      Chimp: Sometimes I do bonus hunting, so in no way I am gonna telling you my username. Forget it.

      Me: Okay. So, what is your capital now?
      Chimp: $898.

      Me: Not bad. What was your deposit?
      Chimp: $300 self deposit, $105 deposit bonus and $138 was MT5 bonus.

      Me: Nice profit. How you managed it?
      Chimp: Why I will tell you?

      Me: Why not?
      Chimp: You humans are fool. You will not understand my trading strategy.

      Me: I am shocked. Can I at least know which trading strategy you use in trades?
      Chimp: Ichimoku

      Me: Its very popular in humans as well.
      Chimp: Once I shared this strategy online and then human being came to know about it.

      Me: Humm. So, what is your future plan?
      Chimp: To date with a beautiful female monkey.

      Me: No, actually I am asking your future plan in forex.
      Chimp: To open a PAMM account so you losers can make some profit with my smart trading.

      Me: I have observed that your impression is not good on human. May I know why?
      Chimp: Because you don't evaluate us properly. Sometimes you say people monkey to criticize us.

      Me: Ha ha ha. Yeah, when people act like monkeys.
      Chimp: What? You are again criticizing me? Be ready to die.



      Me: Oh, no! No no , please don't shoot .........

      After that, it was not possible for me to take the interview anymore, I was busy to save my life somehow.

      Be careful from Monkeys .......
      heheheheh


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      HI Kesuji,

      Thanks for the conversation you have made with mr Chimp in trading, I think animals are most clever than the people. Because they does not speak god has given extra intelligence to them in compensation for the talking. I have enjoyed the conversation any how once again thanks for the thread.


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      ha ha ha a money who trade forextrading really funny hahahaha


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      Quote Originally Posted by ksridharprasad     
      HI Kesuji,

      Thanks for the conversation you have made with mr Chimp in trading, I think animals are most clever than the people. Because they does not speak god has given extra intelligence to them in compensation for the talking. I have enjoyed the conversation any how once again thanks for the thread.
      Lolz, This conversation was made by Tarek not Kesuji, he just qoute it, Check 1st post of this Topic.


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      Quote Originally Posted by Tarek     
      Recently I met with Chimp - a monkey who is a forex trader and I took an Interview of him. Here, I am sharing a part of the interview with you.

      Me: Hello!
      Chimp: Hi!

      Me: I am Tarek from MT5. I came to know that you trade forex. May I know your name?
      Chimp: I didn't ask your name. Anyway, my name is Chimp.

      Me:Thanks. Chimp, I came to know that you trade forex. Is it true?
      Chimp: Please call me Mr Chimp.

      Me: Sorry. So, is it true Mr Chimp that you trade forex?
      Chimp: Off course! Can't you see my trading photos?



      Me: Oh, yes. Its very strange to know that monkeys trade forex.
      Chimp: To me, it is also strange. I have 4 legs and I trade forex. Human has only 2 legs and they also trade forex.

      Me: But you should not disagree that Human being is the most intelligent creature of the world?
      Chimp: If you can't change your belief, then you can go.

      Me: Sorry sorry, I don't want to hurt you. Lets forget this topic. For how long you are trading?
      Chimp: I am trading forex for 2 years. More accurately, 2 years and 3 months.

      Me: Wow! Thats a long time. You are an expert forex trader.
      Chimp: Offcourse, I am not a loser like you.

      Me: With which broker you are trading?
      Chimp: Instaforex.

      Me: Instaforex? Wow, how its possible?
      Chimp: Can you show me any rule in Instaforex that monkeys can't trade with this broker?

      Me: Your logic is very strong, but ... By the way, why Instaforex?
      Chimp: Because it is a old broker, has good reputation and I like the 35% deposit bonus.

      Me: 30% actually.
      Chimp: No, 35%. I get the 5% extra bonus using Instaforex club card.

      Me: You are very smart. I have to admit it.
      Chimp: I know.

      Me: So, tell me your experience?
      Chimp: Not that bad. Sometimes I trade stocks in wall street with it.

      Me: Really? How you do the analysis?
      Chimp: How you do?

      Me: I use fundamental analysis and also care the technicals. I check news and I
      (interrupted)
      Chimp: Stop. I know those all. I use indicators and EA also.

      Me: You are increasing my wonder. How you come to know about these all?
      Chimp: I often found useful indicators and EA's in MT5 forum.

      Me: Wow! Are you also a member of MT5 forum?
      Chimp: Yes. Why not?

      Me: Please tell me your username?
      Chimp: Do you find me a fool? I know you are a mod in MT5 and you will ban me.

      Me: No no ... we mods are very loyal to good members. You have no reason to worry.
      Chimp: Sometimes I do bonus hunting, so in no way I am gonna telling you my username. Forget it.

      Me: Okay. So, what is your capital now?
      Chimp: $898.

      Me: Not bad. What was your deposit?
      Chimp: $300 self deposit, $105 deposit bonus and $138 was MT5 bonus.

      Me: Nice profit. How you managed it?
      Chimp: Why I will tell you?

      Me: Why not?
      Chimp: You humans are fool. You will not understand my trading strategy.

      Me: I am shocked. Can I at least know which trading strategy you use in trades?
      Chimp: Ichimoku

      Me: Its very popular in humans as well.
      Chimp: Once I shared this strategy online and then human being came to know about it.

      Me: Humm. So, what is your future plan?
      Chimp: To date with a beautiful female monkey.

      Me: No, actually I am asking your future plan in forex.
      Chimp: To open a PAMM account so you losers can make some profit with my smart trading.

      Me: I have observed that your impression is not good on human. May I know why?
      Chimp: Because you don't evaluate us properly. Sometimes you say people monkey to criticize us.

      Me: Ha ha ha. Yeah, when people act like monkeys.
      Chimp: What? You are again criticizing me? Be ready to die.



      Me: Oh, no! No no , please don't shoot .........

      After that, it was not possible for me to take the interview anymore, I was busy to save my life somehow.

      Be careful from Monkeys .......
      I just loud with this story
      aplouse for it
      this section good for rest section
      Bravo hahaha


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      haha ha ha this is nice. makes me fun. waiting for next part....to be continued.


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      well dear this story make me astonish how it become possible that a monkey get trade !!!


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