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      Dear InstaForex EU clients,

      Any job, just like trading on Forex, requires the balance between business and leisure time. That is why, we should remember to spend our free time with smile and humor.
      The Forex humor section is devoted to professional humor. Here you can find jokes, various friendly cartoons, and caricatures about current events in the world of economics.

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      Julius Baer profit slumps

      The end of 2019 proved to be rather difficult for Julius Baer Group Ltd, a Swiss banking group. Its annual net profit fell by 36.8 percent, or 1.6 times, to 465 million Swiss francs from 735.3 million Swiss francs in 2018.The only positive aspect of the previous year was that the company's assets rose by 12 percent to 426 billion Swiss francs.Julius Baer's operating profit inched up to 3.383 billion francs compared to the year of 2018, while the company's net interest income decreased by 2 percent.According to the currency strategists at Julius Baer, the decrease in net revenues in 2019 was due to the provision of cash subsidies. The Swiss private bank set aside 153 million Swiss francs to settle claims lodged by the German agency BvS. Besides, the amount of 99 million francs spent on writing off the assets of Kairos, the bank's subsidiary, hit earnings.The significant contraction in profits forced the banking group to review its current expenditures, cutting costs by 200 million Swiss francs ($208 million) for the next three years. Previously, the company planned to cut costs by 100 million francs, but the existing situation made adjustments. Moreover, Julius Baer Group intends to shed 300 jobs this year.
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      Russia fails its de-dollarization campaign


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      The Kremlin has been always eager to pose a challenge to the US dollar’s reign. However, these brave efforts have been in vain. In response to the imposition of economic sanctions by the US, Russia’s government unveiled the plans to abandon the US currency in international settlements. Actually, the Kremlin managed to team up with some of its allies like China, Turkey, and Iran which are also in the standoff with Washington. Besides, the Bank of Russia revised its portfolio in favor of the euro and the yuan. Dealing with China, Russia pushed ahead with the idea to give up the US dollar in invoices for consumer goods. Nevertheless, these ambitious plans did not bear fruit. According to the central bank’s estimates, Russian and Chinese companies increased the share of mutual settlements in the US dollar after a short pause. The US currency accounts for 63% in revenues of Russian exporters in Q3, 2019, up from 62.5% in Q2. Thus, the greenback was scaled up in the Russia – Sino trade relations for two quarters straight. The thing is that the full de-dollarization is out of the question. Chinese suppliers which had initially agreed to support Moscow’s proposal did not stick to the agreement for long. Nowadays, they are shifting focus back towards the US dollar. Its share in China’s exports grew 0.6% to 39.5%. As for the rest of China’s exports, Beijing prefers to issue invoices to its buyers in euros which represents 45% in China’s international trade.

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      Coronavirus poses new threat to US economy

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      The market sentiment is gripped by panic due to the outbreak of the Chinese coronavirus. According to experts, the epidemic poses a real threat to the global economy. Many specialists are sure that this problem will also affect the largest economy in the world - the United States.Initially, there was nothing to harm the US economy. At the end of 2019, waning trade tensions between the United States and China made it possible to significantly reduce the risks to the American economy. Another reason behind investors’ optimism was a possible economic recovery in the euro area. However, the situation has changed. The Federal Reserve sees the spread of the Chinese coronavirus as a threat to the US economic prospects.In the semi-annual testimony before Congress, Fed Chair Jerome Powell reported that the US economy had entered its 11th consecutive year of growth. The policymaker emphasized an impressive number of jobs created by the American economy and its ability to generate employment further.This can be confirmed by strong jobs data in the American labour market for the past month. The US economy added 225 thousand jobs, and the unemployment rate ticked up to 3.6% from 3.5% in the previous year. The country’s inflation rate is still below the 2% target. However, the Federal Reserve stresses that the forward-looking indicators of consumer and business expectations regarding inflation remain stable.Last week, on January 28-29, the Federal Open Market Committee held a meeting. As a result, it left its fed funds interest rate unchanged in the range of 1.5% to 1.75%. The FOMC noted that they found no reasons to change its monetary policy. On the contrary, the current indicators reflect stabilization. Therefore, there is no need for changes, the committee pointed out.According to experts, the only threat comes from the epidemic of pneumonia in China caused by the coronavirus. The outbreak of this deadly virus is able not only to derail a fragile stabilization in the Chinese economy but also to hit the globe. The Fed fears that China's economic downturn could have a destructive effect on the United States and global markets as well due to low appetite for risk, the US currency appreciation, a reduction in trade volumes, as well as lower commodity prices.If the economic situation worsens markedly, the Federal Reserve is likely to lower the rate again. Nevertheless, the Fed hopes they will not have to resort to this measure unless some dramatic change occurs.

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      Chinese companies request $8.2 billion in bank loans

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      The current coronavirus outbreak poses a serious threat to China’s national economy. Experts believe that the epidemic can deeply affect the majority of Chinese companies.More than 300 firms in China including Xiaomi Corp, the biggest smartphone maker, are looking to receive bank loans totalling 57.4 billion yuan ($8.2 billion) to help to soften the impact of the coronavirus outbreak. According to experts, the economic situation in the country is very weak. China’s growth is expected to slow to 5 percent or less in the first quarter of 2020. Didi Chuxing Technology Co, Megvii Technology Inc, and Qihoo 360 Technology Co are among the companies that have been most affected by the epidemic. According to analyst estimates, extended factory closures, caused by the coronavirus, will lead to a slowdown or suspension of production and weigh on global supply chains.Presently, Chinese largest banks are deciding on granting possible loans to the companies that have been hit by the infection outbreak. Experts believe that the firms which are seeking loans are likely to get fast-track approvals and preferential interest rates. Such matters are settled by the Beijing Municipal Bureau of Finance. However, the agency refused to give any comments. At this point, there is no official data revealing the total loans Chinese companies are requesting nationwide. Xiaomi Corp, the world’s fourth biggest smartphone manufacturer, is looking for a 5 billion yuan loan, or $716.24 million, to produce and sell medical equipment including masks and thermometers. Meituan Dianping, China’s major food delivery firm, is seeking 4 billion yuan, or $572.99 million, to finance free food and delivery to medical workers in Wuhan. Qihoo 360, the leading Internet security operator, is asking for 1 billion yuan, or $143.25 million, to purchase medical supplies and finance the development of devices able to track localization of the virus. Megvii startup is seeking a 100 million yuan loan, or $14.32 million, to invent technologies able to resist the coronavirus.

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      EU FORESEES MINOR IMPACT OF CORONAVIRUS


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      European economy is totally ready for a possible impact of the coronavirus. The EU representatives said that according to preliminary estimates, the virus influence on the European economy would be insignificant. There is no doubt that the situation can change, if the anti-virus measures turn out to be ineffective. However, experts suppose that at the moment, there are no reasons for panic and for the review of the economic outlook for 2020 and 2021. At the same time, the coronavirus has already slowed down the Chinese economic growth by 1 percentage point. Moreover, economists expect further deterioration of the economic situation. A lot of Chinese companies have already faced financial problems. Most of them have failed to return to work after the Lunar New Year holiday. Owners of various companies have already announced that they need multibillion loans to stay afloat.

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      EU AND RUSSIA FAIL TO CHALLENGE USD REIGN DESPITE MUTUAL INTEREST


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      Russian diplomats astonish people with common sense by twists in rhetoric. Ambassadors and policymakers often confuse people with statements and decisions contrary to those which have been made previously. Perhaps, the art of diplomacy justifies acting as appropriate under certain circumstances, but common sense rejects such developments of diplomatic relations. Vladimir Chizhov, the Russian ambassador to the EU, puzzles the Russian nationals with his amnesia. Recently, the Russian diplomat threatened the EU authorities with retaliatory measures in response to their sanctions. He warned Brussels that Moscow is serious about giving up the euro in international settlements and even terminating relations with Europe until the sanctions are lifted in full. Interestingly, the leaders of the 28 euro bloc countries vote unanimously at regular assemblies to extend economic sanctions against Russia. Moreover, the EU authorities always find an excuse to add new restrictions to the ones in force. At the same time, Vladimir Chizhov has unveiled Moscow’s plans to scale up a trade volume with the EU using the single European currency in mutual payments despite earlier threats. The idea of increasing the euro’s share in payments for mutual imports is being forged ahead at the high level as both Russia and the EU advocate against the reign of the US dollar. Brussels is promoting the euro as an alternative to the US dollar. “This issue is on the table both at the Russian government and the European Commission. The talks are being underway. We have been making more and more deals invoiced in euros,” the Russian ambassador commented on the Kremlin’s policy. Nevertheless, even if all invoices for imported goods and services are issued in euros, this will hardly shake the dollar’s reign, bearing in mind modest volumes of such deals. Someone may doubt it as the EU is buying up the Russian oil and gas. Actually, invoices for oil and gas are settled in dollars as the international oil trade is pegged to the US currency. “Things are not so easy even in case of the mutual interest. Meanwhile, large European energy companies seem to be unwilling to make deals in euros,” Vladimir Chizhov summed up his dialog with the EU.

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      Bitcoin set to skyrocket after halving in May


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      It was a very successful beginning of the year in the cryptocurrency market. Digital currencies are rising in value suggesting a continued positive trend. However, no one knows for sure what can happen during the year. Bitcoin climbed by 37% to $10.5 thousand for the first time in more than six months. However, later, it plunged back to $9.6 thousand. Likewise, Ethereum surged by 70% to $220, Bitcoin Cash increased by 116% to $450, and Ripple advanced by 40% to $0.27. During the time of global market turmoil, investors want to protect themselves and turn to safe haven assets. That is the reason why the price of virtual currencies is so high at the moment. Lately, there have been a lot of headwinds such as trade tensions between the US and China, the threat of war in the Middle East, and the outbreak of the coronavirus in China which sparked interest in gold and cryptocurrencies. According to experts, investors choose Bitcoin as a safe haven asset because it is a reliable currency to invest in during the time of global upheaval. For years, gold has been considered a store of value. However, recently, cryptocurrencies have gained attention as well. Commonly, safe haven assets rise in price when there is geopolitical tension or in case of an epidemic. Apart from that, the next Bitcoin halving is expected to occur in May 2020. The block reward is likely to fall to 6.25 bitcoins. As a result, the limited supply of coins is likely to boost Bitcoin price.

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      Saudi Aramco launches largest shale gas development


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      In Saudi Arabia, oil and gas production has always been of primary importance. The governmental control in this sphere is resulting in a constant increase of the state budget. Saudi Aramco is the world’s biggest state-owned oil company in Saudi Arabia. The leading oil and gas producer of the kingdom has received an approval to develop Jafurah, the world's biggest shale gas field outside the US.Gas reserves in Jafurah are estimated at 200 trillion cubic feet (around 56.6 billion cubic meters) of raw gas. This amount will provide valuable feedstock for the petrochemical and metallic industries of the country.According to the plan, Aramco will start production in 2024. Moreover, the gas output is expected to reach 2.2 billion cubic feet per day (around 62.3 million cubic meters) by 2036.

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