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      Elon Musk predicts Chinese economy to surpass US by 2 -3 times


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      Elon Musk, the creator of the world’s most innovative technical projects, predicted that China’s economic growth would eventually outpace the one of the US leaving it very far behind. “A thing that will feel pretty strange is that the Chinese economy is probably going to be at least twice as big as the United States’ economy, maybe three times,” Musk said during the Air Warfare Symposium in Orlando, Florida. The two nations are already the world’s two leading economies. The US currently dominates with $21.44 trillion in nominal GDP and makes up one-fourth of the global economy. China ranks second with $14.14 trillion GDP being the fastest-growing economy in the world. Elon Musk believes that China will easily surpass the United States due to its large population. The US population roughly totals 330 million people, while China has more than 1.3 billion people. This factor will help China become number one in the economic race. Musk also stresses the importance of prioritizing space innovations in the US. “This is not something that was a risk in times past but is a risk now,” Musk said. “I have zero doubt that if the United States doesn’t seek innovation in space it will be second in space.”

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      JD.com to see robust sales growth despite coronavirus fears


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      Chinese online retailer JD.com Inc. will not be hit by the novel virus COVID-19 outbreak, analysts at Bloomberg Intelligence forecast. On the contrary, the company’s profit is expected to increase. According to Bloomberg Intelligence, JD.com posted a better-than-expected net profit of 3.6 billion yuan ($500 million) between October and December 2019, compared to a net loss of 4.8 billion yuan a year earlier. The company’s total net revenue for the fourth quarter of 2019 rose to 170.7 billion yuan, up by 26.6%. The net product revenue was up by 24.5%, while net service earnings surged 43.6%. In 2019, the Chinese e-commerce giant logged a 24.9% increase in year-on-year revenue, reaching 576.9 billion yuan. What is more, the number of annual active users grew 18.6% annually to 362 million. The outlook for China’s second-largest online retailer is rather optimistic despite the disruptions caused by the epidemic. JD.com foresees its net profit to grow by at least 10% in Q1, 2020. However, these estimates are subject to change due to the possible downside risks posed by the coronavirus outbreak.

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      Bitcoin loses safe haven status


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      Unfortunately, February was not the lucky month for bitcoin. In the first month of 2020, the most popular cryptocurrency was developing a steady bullish trend. However, in late February bitcoin reversed downwards. For the first time in the month, its price sank below the psychological level of $9,000 per token which is viewed as the important support. Bitcoin shed over 15% in the final week of February. Analysts have weighty arguments for pessimistic forecasts. It will hardly recover to the recent highs in the short term. Massive bitcoin selling spilled over to other digital currencies. As a result, according to Coinmarketcap’s estimates, the total capitalization of the crypto market has shrunk to $253.10 billion. The bitcoin dominance index is now measured at 63.05%. Interestingly, experts have discovered a new feature in the crypto market. Earlier, bitcoin used to be immune to global turbulence, so experts assigned it to the group of safe haven assets. Nowadays, bitcoin is losing ground amid global challenges. Besides, it was bruised by the comments of Warren Buffett. “Cryptocurrencies basically have no value and they don't produce anything,” the Berkshire Hathaway chief said recently. “In terms of value: zero. I don’t have any cryptocurrency and I never will.” The legendary investor could be a little biased against cryptocurrencies. At the age of 89, the billionaire has not grasped the ins and outs of the blockchain technology.

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      Russia and Saudi Arabia unleash oil price war


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      Black Monday on March 9, 2020 will be memorable by severe downturns in most global markets. Apart from the coronavirus pandemic, the oil trade war between Saudi Arabia and Russia triggered panic among investors. On March 9, oil prices suffered the sharpest intraday fall since 1991. In anticipation of the OPEC+ meeting scheduled for March 6, oil prices were developing a steady rally. Investors relied on the cartel and its allies to extend oil production cuts. Indeed, previously Saudi Arabia made a commitment to deeper output cuts and Moscow said that the deal "proved to be an effective instrument to ensure long-term stability on global energy markets." Nothing indicated the alarm. However, in practice, the high expectations were ruined. Russia rejected the proposal for further production cuts and withdrew from the pact. In response, Riyadh pledged to flood the market with cheap oil. Such a shocking outcome sent oil price into a tailspin. Brent crude slumped to $31.43 a barrel, West Texas Intermediate sank to $30.27. Both benchmark grades shed 31% and 28% respectively. Later in the week, oil prices regained some losses, but closed the week with the steepest drop in ten years. From April 1, 2020 OPEC and Russia will not be bound by any commitments. At present, Saudi’s Aramco makes a 4-6% discount on April contracts. Invoices for US buyers are issued with a bigger discount. So, market participants are braced for a full-blown trade war between the world’s largest oil producers.

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      European markets plummet amid coronavirus pandemic


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      European stock markets plunged following the collapse of the leading global exchanges amid the coronavirus pandemic. The Asian stocks were the first to plummet. The situation is slightly better in the UK, Germany, and France where the markets sank by around 20 percent while Italy’s exchange dropped by 30 percent. In addition to the coronavirus outbreak, Russia's circumstances are extremely complicated. The RTS Index on the Moscow Exchange lost a quarter of its value. The Russian rouble fell as oil prices crashed to 25 dollars from 50 dollars per barrel, its lowest level in 30 years. The situation is aggravated by the oil-price war between Saudi Arabia and Russia. Moreover, from April 1, neither member of the oil-cuts agreement is required to reduce output. Judging by the sentiment in Moscow and Riyadh, oil will be very cheap. Meanwhile, the peak of the coronavirus outbreak in China has passed. However, it does not mean that the Chinese economy will recover quickly. Thus, the low oil demand is likely to continue. It is hard to tell how long it will take Europe to handle the epidemic and get back to normal. According to estimates, the coronavirus pandemic can cost the world economy 1 trillion dollars.

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      US can achieve progress in combating COVID-19 by late April


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      COVID-19 is spreading rapidly across the globe. Considerable efforts of international governments are required in order to curb the expansion of the virus. Leaders of all nations wish the pandemic to end as soon as possible. The rapid spread of COVID-19 is a matter of concern to US President Donald Trump. According to the White House administration, the US can make substantial progress in the fight against the coronavirus epidemic in late April 2020. Last Sunday, March 29, the American leader extended the lockdown period in the country until the end of April this year. Due to a serious epidemiological situation in the US, Donald Trump gave up the idea to ease restrictions and reopen businesses that could boost the economy by mid-April. Anthony Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, agreed with Trump’s decision underlining that Americans should self-quarantine in order to slow down any further spread of the coronavirus. These measures are necessary in order to minimize the number of new COVID-19 cases. Anthony Fauci urged American citizens to be responsible and patient as self-isolation is important for the survival of the nation.

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      Gold is gradually regaining momentum. The precious metal has not developed a steady rally yet. Nevertheless, investors are betting on its growth. Last month, gold quotes went into a tailspin amid the coronavirus pandemic. This slump caught investors off-guard as gold serves as a traditional shelter in the time of market turbulence. Surprisingly, gold plummeted below the level of $1,500 per troy ounce from multi-year highs of nearly $1,700, thus dashing hopes for its advance. In other words, the precious metal did not justify its safe-haven status. This came as an unpleasant surprise for the Bank of Russia as the regulator had been pumping up its gold reserves for a few years. Russia’s central bank has become the largest gold buyer in the world. Importantly, its gold and forex reserves are set to rise in value, benefiting from the rally of gold prices. The recent drop of gold quotes inflicted losses on the central bank’s portfolio. If the Bank of Russia had invested in the US dollars and Treasuries, such investment would have yielded much higher returns. However, the regulator had to sell almost all Treasuries in 2018 evading the threat of the looming US sanctions. Unfortunately, the regulator took the wrong decision to buy the Chinese yuan at the peak of its value. Shortly after, the People’s Bank of China devalued the national currency. As a result, Russia’s forex reserves shrank in value dramatically.

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      Three possible scenarios for German GDP amid COVID-19


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      Amid the intensifying coronavirus pandemic, the German economy is trying to adequately respond to the challenges provoked by the current negative situation. According to the German Council of Economic Experts, the country's gross domestic product will suffer the most in 2020. They predict that COVID-19 can plunge the European largest economy into recession.The experts analyzed the potential economic fallout from the coronavirus pandemic on the basis of three different scenarios. The basic risk scenario assumes a short period of restrictive measures introduced in the country, meaning that the economic situation could normalize over the summer. In this case, GDP is expected to drop by only 2.8%. In 2021, the economy can recover by 3.7%, analysts say.The second scenario seems less optimistic. It involves widespread halts to production and longer-lasting restrictive measures. The experts are confident that in such a situation, Germany's GDP is likely to contract by 5.4%. As a result, the country will go into the red this year.According to the third scenario, the current lockdown will continue until the end of the summer, while a complete workplace shutdown is still in question. The Council of Economic Experts points up a deterioration in financial conditions and ongoing uncertainty in the near future. Against this background, consumption and investment spending will decline, experts are sure. In such a case, in 2020, the German economy will most likely shrink by 4.5%.

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